A list for a lists sake

1. Joe is short for Joey which is in turn short for Joseph which is the masculine of Josephine who, if rumours are to be believed, is suffering from a bad case of the clap.

2.  Apples are not actually missing an app and the word would be missing an s anyways if that were true.

3. Mission Impossible movies always seem to end with the mission being completed…I don’t get it…

4. Peaches Mangoes Peaches like to hold flags in communist arenas.

5. Flags hold onto poles. Unless of course the pole in question was around in 1939 in which case he would have been shot.

6. Red and Yellow and Pink and Green. Purple and Orange and Blue. That’s all there is. That’s what your children are being taught to believe.Fight racism everywhere. Unless it’s positively enforced that is. That’s USA O.K.

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