Frederick the Simple
Frederick was raised on a small farm outside Buones Aires in 1917 by peasant potato farmers 300 degrees due south of Kathmandu. It was a reasonably pleasant upbringing but one which did not really allow his full potential to be realised. As a consequence, he died shortly after re-birth and was confined to various low ceilinged huts which unfortunately did not leave room for his ever expanding cranial girth.