100 ways to Jarb on the Farbleheist

1) eat more protein jacks
2) try 47 flavours of fruit and see
3) forget yesterday was today
4) remember tomorrow wasn’t that good
5) twix dreams
6) microdot salad surgery
7) invent an artificial shoe horn
8) trident soup
9) write down your partner’s flaws
10) burn the list and chastise yourself warmly
11) insensitivity
12) incestuous incense
13) remote controlled batteries
14) incendiary forgiveness
15) give up at 15